Chapter 1 : The Chase Is On
it was a hot, sweaty,wet afternoon in the jungles of south america. now it's a cold winter morning in new york. now it's a depressing moment at the opera. a small child dropped her box of jawbreakers spilling them out under everyones seats. "watch your step, shes out to get you" whispered Mr.Manque (venice sucked them dry for all they had). "tomorow I'll need to talk to you about your shitty behavior little miss sunshine" her sister snapped at her for the third time that hour.
It was early february so all the pumkin spice lattes were gone and the parks were cold, wet, and slushy. the jawbreakers hitting the ground disturbed the entire audience of the opera. as she sat in the park looking at the ice in the fountain she couldn't help but remember the ice she broke that night at the opera...
something snapped in her that morning and she just started climbing on top of busses, squating over and over again while sreaming"this is now a double decker!". after the fifth time that old Mr.Manque came to bail her out, something snapped in him...
He never meant to REALLY hurt anybody, but when he got a hold of that cop's gun.. the power was too much for him to handle. Manque went blank and pulled the trigger with his eyes closed! At first, he only wanted to get arrested to make her have to bail him out for once. But manque's bloodlust could not be sated once he got a taste of that vampire juice... Manque drank all that red juice that spilled out of the police captain and smiled..."I missed the feeling of holding my own dick" he said quietly to himself.
venice was beside herself. "WHO are you?!" she demanded. "I'm your karma bitch". he quickly ran out of the police station before any officers realized what happened. she ran after him but he was a man set ablaze, could not be captured nor bound. venice wailed as she climbed atop the nearest city bus while uncontrollably sobbing & squatting. She tried to get a good look around for Manque since she was high up on the bus, but because she was squatting uncontrollably.. she didn't have a great view of things..
Mr. Manque never had any children. Venice was the closest thing he could call to family at all. He worked as a yoga instructor & bicycle repairman. Venice ALWAYS hated him, but her parents were dead, and he felt guilty because he was the one who poisoned those drinks.. So he decided to raise her & let her sleep in the shed outside. She never had any proof, but she alwasys believed that he was the reason for their deaths.
"I'LL MAKE YOU TUCK YOUR DICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND SIT ON MY FACE!!!" Venice exclaimed... at who though? She was hot on his trail, but which trail was she really following? It turned out to be the trail leading to Manque! He happened to be in Quebec though now, so Venice only caught a glimpse of him before he disappeared through the wormhole firing pistols from both hands in Venice's direction! She dove in after him just before the wormhole closed completely. When she arrived on the other side.. Manque was nowhere to be found.
What Venice originally thought were small people surrounding her turned out to be elephant faced dog bodied human hand for feet having motherfuckers... they feasted on pussing sacs growing out of the ground. They seemed to be inebriated from the sacs they devoured. She started walking, and one of the creatures shakes a sac in it's mouth spilling goo all over her face & in her mouth! The colors just start coming, and coming, and coming, and coiming,, and coomingg, and guming, and cumming, annd cuomingf, ad CUMMing.... *(VENICE PASSES OUT IN A TRIPPY HAZE)*
When she wakes up she finds Mr. Manque standing over her, but she can't move! "Drank some of the drunk trunk's drink, eh?" He walks over her lifeless body and spits on her face. "You'll never catch me! How many times do I need to tell you that?! I know this is the first, but i'm just askin for future reference!"